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Camping Haiku

What a great weekend
Spent outdoors with family
All quality time

Thanks to some great friends
Kids experienced camping
Their first time ever

We’re former campers
Not brave enough to tent now
So we borrowed a trailer

Slept off the ground
But still got the idea
And had SO much fun

Their first campfires
Roasted marshmallows and pies
Sleeping in a bunk

Exploring nature
It doesn’t get much cooler
Creates memories

Now we’re all smelly
As is everything we own
The laundry begins.

Added To The List of Things I Never Thought I’d Say

NO! That’s not a hose; It’s a penis!

Conversations With A Three Year Old

It’s endless entertainment around this place.


Primo: Are you coming to Costco, Daddy?
The Big Guy: Not today, buddy. I’m sick.
Primo: You’re sick?
The Big Guy: Yep, I don’t feel very good.
Primo: Did you eat too much junk food?
The Big Guy: I don’t think so, but I didn’t think of that. You’re so smart.
Primo: Well, you should think about that next time.


Back story: Primo’s friend is heard crying from the living room, and then they both come running to the kitchen, where I’m preparing a snack as Bella sleeps in her room.

Me: What happened?
Primo: Bella bit Toby.
Me: Bella bit him?
Primo: Yes.
Me: While she was sleeping?
Primo: Yes?
Me: She bit him while she was sleeping with her door closed and you guys were in the living room?
Primo: Yah.
Me: Did you actually bite Toby?
Primo: No, I didn’t.
Me: Did you do it by accident?
Primo: Yes.
Me: Tell him that you’re sorry, and give him a hug.
They give each other a big hug, and Toby thanks him.
Me: Now please go have a little time out until you’re feeling better and can be a nice friend.
Primo: Okay.

A few minutes later, he comes out and tells me he’s feeling better, gives me a hug, and heads off to play. Within the next hour, Toby has bitten him and we start all over again. Oy vey.

It’s not just him that blames her, though. He can be in a different house and if she gets an owie, she’ll respond to “What happened?” with “WahWah!” (which is her name for him – she’s totally throwing him under the bus!)

Perhaps he doesn’t understand as much as it seems sometimes.

“If we get boogers in our nose, we buy and go to heaven to see Grandpa Jack & Great Grandma C.”

“Is Great Grandma in the floor now?” (he asks as he’s carefully studying the kitchen linoleum.)

“It’s okay if I put this money in my mouth, because if I choke and die I’ll go see Grandpa Jack.”

Oy. Heaven help me.

Ninety Eight. And a Half.

Isn’t it funny how we start using halves again when people reach a certain age, just as we do when we’re children?

My last living grandparent, Grandma C., (this one – wasn’t she gorgeous?) passed away this week at the tender age of ninety eight and a half. She lived through the depression, the early death of her husband, raising four successful children, farming alone, and so incredibly much more. I’ve written a little something to read at her funeral, and wanted to share it here, slightly edited. I’ll be reading it from my PEI cousins, my brother and myself, who collaborated on the memories. And I’ll be saying “we” rather than “I.”

When I think of Grandma, I think of:

Kindness. Grandma never said a bad word about anyone. Even when they deserved it.

Campfires. I have great memories of roasting marshmallows in the firepit behind the house at the farm with my cousins each summer.

Eating. If it wasn’t breakfast, lunch or supper time, it was coffee time…which meant more food. There was barely time to clean up one meal before she and Auntie Dot were preparing the next one. I often make recipes that have been handed down from Grandma to my mom & now to me, and good food always reminds me of Grandma. We live near some famous corn producers and my Dad used to say that “That corn is good, but it doesn’t even come close to “Grandma corn!” Grandma used to let us kids run free through her garden picking at whatever we wanted. Whenever we were at the farm, she always took us out with her when she needed to harvest something or do anything in the garden, knowing full well we’d probably just sit and eat & be more of a hindrance than a help, but she was cool with that. She was great at just letting us be kids, and there was no better place than Grandma’s farm to be a kid.

Grandma loved food her whole life. I remember her always taking half of a sweet saying “I’ll just have half.” It was just a few minutes later when she’d go back for the other half and say “I’ll just have half.” At our house, that’s known as the “Grandma dessert.”

Making doughnuts. Grandma made doughnuts each summer with my PEI cousins and I. She was a patient and kind teacher who never lost her cool no matter how much of a mess we made. For what would have been Grandma’s 99th birthday later this year, my family is going to make doughnuts in her honour.

Shucking peas and corn on her verandah. We’d sit out there for hours and shuck corn for dinner or shuck peas just to eat. No peas in the world can compare to the peas from Grandma’s garden. Grandma was the only person I ever heard say the word “verandah” instead of deck or porch.

Her love for animals. I remember going to feed the cats in the hen house with the hot porridge Grandma used to make for them every day. She had this sound that only she could make…”Heeeeer pussy pussy pussy cat. Heeeeere kittykittykittykitty… and they’d all come out from their hiding places for breakfast. We also have wonderful memories of playing with and riding horses at the farm. My PEI cousin Tara, in particular, has a lifelong love of horses that all started at Grandma’s farm.

Feeling grown up. I remember riding motorbikes and driving the garden tractor around the farmyard long before we were legal to drive anywhere else.

Capturing memories. Grandma was often found behind the lens of a camera and took thousands of pictures over the course of her life. She painstakingly organized & numbered them and printed copies for anyone who wanted them. Several of us are camera obsessed (especially Tara and I) and credit that obsession to Grandma. We loved watching her photo slideshows every summer at the farm.

The C. sneeze. We always sneeze in threes!

The C. giggle fit. Something doesn’t really have to be that funny to set a C. into an uncontrollable laughing fit. Often when it’s least appropriate.
Whenever one of us does something a little “funny,” we always say with a smile “It’s Grandma C’s fault” and I hope we’ll continue to blame all of our idiosyncrasies on her, because there are no genes I’d rather have and no better legacy than love and laughter.

We love you Grandma, and we’ll miss you terribly. Give my Dad a hug for me!

Call me crazy, but I’m taking two kids and two dogs to a hotel for her funeral. She would have loved that.

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Hawaiian Tropic & Banana Boat: The Products of our Youth (review)

bananaboatBanana Boat & Hawaiian Tropic sent me a selection of their 2009 products. I was able to choose anything I wanted to try from their line, and I tried pretty much everything that wasn’t a fake tanner. Because – ew. (Incidentally, THAT’s how you market to mom bloggers – send me as many of your products as I want with no obligation, no follow up, no expected linkage….nothing – just an honest review if I feel like doing it. You’re going to get much farther in life as a marketer if you realize these things.)

I’ve used BB & HT products my entire life and I know they’re reliable products that provide great sun protection.

While I wish everyone would use chemical-free products like Jason or California Baby (Cali.Baby in Canada here), I realize that not everyone is educated about the chemicals in mainstream products and their absorption in to the bloodstream, and also that many people feel that natural products are out of their budget (though that’s not necessarily true, but that’s another post). The thing about Banana Boat & Hawaiian Tropic? Everyone knows their name, they’re available everywhere, and they’re relatively affordable. I personally use Jason on my family & myself because it’s available locally. California Baby has some products available in Canada but not their sunscreens at this time, so the customs fees & duties are too risky if they’re not shipped USPS and therefore I haven’t ordered any. (If you can get some locally and want to ship me some, let me know. I’ll pay you.)

Ahem. Anyway…

Onto the products up for review today:

Hawaiian Tropic After Sun Body Butter (for me)
Banana Boat Ultra Defense FACES lotion, SPF 30 (for me)
Hawaiian Tropic Oil Free Sensitive spray, SPF 50 (for me)
Banana Boat Ultra Defense spray, SPF 85 (for me)
Banana Boat Kids spray, SPF 50 (for kids)
Banana Boat tear free Baby spray, SPF 50 (for kids)

Let’s start with the Hawaiian Tropic After Sun Body Butter. It smells like the Hawaiian Tropic of my childhood and brought back great memories. It’s creamy & goes on smooth, feels great and is very moisturizing. It’s like my very favourite body butter ever but with a bunch of chemicals added.

The Banana Boat Ultra Defense FACES lotion, SPF 30 is in a tube (good, because I wouldn’t want to spray my face) and I’ve been using it over my moisturizers and under my makeup for a few weeks. It works great – no burns yet – and has that typical dry & a little tacky feel for a few minutes after you put it on but you don’t notice it for long. I’ve never used a sunscreen that didn’t have that feel – even the natural ones – so it must be the actual sunscreen additives. I like this stuff, but as always I wish it had fewer chemicals in it. That’s standard for anything you can buy at Walmart. I’m going to finish the tube, never using it on my kids, and then research something more natural or perhaps try my Jason stuff on my face.

The final four products listed above are the sunscreen sprays, and I’ll review them all together as there are very few differences between them. The main thing you’re going to notice is that some of them are “no rub” and go on clear, smelling a lot like bug spray because of the amazingly high alcohol content. No wonder my kids were acting drunk in the back yard last week. (Kidding – they are always kind of crazy, but the alcohol is really gross…60% of what you put in the skin is absorbed into the bloodstream, you know.) The others are spray on lotions, which you can spray all over the body but then need to rub in. They smell a little less alcoholic, but alcohol is still the top ingredient. Why? I have no idea. I assume because it’s cheap & takes no research to find something safer that still works in their bottle designs. The dangerous chemicals are the only things (but they’re BIG things) that I don’t like about these products. They work awesome in terms of sun protection. I love love LOVE the continuous spray feature (though I may be killing the ozone layer single handedly in getting through my samples…I didn’t see anything about them being CFC free). The no-rub sprays would be awesome for sandy beaches – no rubbing sand into your skin, they dry quickly so nothing will stick after just a minute or two, and you can spray your own back. Awesome concept!

So there you have it. Great, effective products with way too many chemicals and alcohol that shouldn’t be anywhere near a child’s skin – their largest organ.

My standard good/bad/ugly review format seemed like more work than it was worth for this one. Hopefully this does it for you and gives you a good idea of what these products are all about.

In summary: great marketing, great effectiveness, great packaging concept, great ease of use, some really bad ingredients.

Here are the hazards of using Banana Boat & Hawaiian Tropic products as far as they’ve been researched by EWG at this point. The 2009 products are not listed yet.

How about instead of skin tags, new mothers grow a camera from their wrist so they don’t miss things like this?

The Big Guy and Primo are out shopping. They’re looking for a Spiderman foam chair to accompany Bella’s princess one. (God help me with the foam licensed characters, but I got the pink one used for $5 so I couldnt’ resist.)

I just got back from a lovely walk in the park with our two dogs and Bella. While we were out, I gave her a lesson in puddle stomping. The first time I told her “It’s okay – you have rain boots on. Just stomp it!” she took one step in, looked at me like I was insane and said “No.” At the second puddle, she stomped a couple of times with a smile, and then said “No.” At the third puddle, we stomped for at least ten minuted and giggled the entire time (as the dogs waited rather impatiently to continue their walk.)

Now THAT is what a rainy Saturday should be like.

And the pictures in my memory will have to suffice.

Review Haiku

Working on reviews.
So many to catch up on.
Books, books, and more books.

Some of them funny,
Some might be called laughable.
You’ll see. Uh…one day.

A couple coming…
Toys and even furniture
From CSN Stores.

Under a hundred
Is hard to do from these stores.
I wanted Stokke stuff.

The high chair’s so cool.
But it is so overpriced.
This garage will do.

Sunscreens coming too.
Just have to try one more thing.
All honest – I promise.

Sleep Haiku

Single parenting.
Please let’s sleep through the WHOLE night.
No help. It’s all me.

I need eight hours.
Three just simply will not do.
Many days of that.

A few isn’t bad
But I can’t take another.
Need a reprieve, please.

Stop writing haiku
and get the hell to bed? Huh?
That makes too much sense.

Today already sucks.

It’s midnight.

The first June 1 of my life I haven’t been able to either hug or call my Dad for his birthday. I had to stay awake to wish him a happy birthday through my tears before going to sleep. Man, I miss him.

I hope they have ice cream cake in heaven.

We’re making him some sweets today and will sing to him out on the deck. That’s where Primo thinks Grandpa Jack can hear him best; I think because he can see the sky from there.

Happy Birthday, Dad. We all love you & miss you more than you could possibly imagine. Be sure to listen for the really cute little voices singing to you today.


This picture is of my Dad three years ago today, just a few days before we left for his big surgery. (Those archives have been deleted, so the link is to a similar post.)

He loved birthdays, he loved parties, and he loved ice cream cake.

Any cake, really.

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Funny thing?

He was in his underwear in this picture, and I had to crop it out. If you knew him, you’ll know how typical and funny that is. He was never much for pants at home. That made me smile.

They’re In There – Really.

I do not have a child with autism. I do not know a child with autism very well. I have friends and e-friends with children who are on the autism spectrum at one place or another and I think of them ALL the time.

I have no words, but this song does.

They’re babies. They’re children like the rest of them, and they’re in there. Please look.

Your Opinion on My Opinion; Here, There or Everywhere?

There have been several posts circulating of late on the topic of reviews on parenting blogs.

Personally, I don’t give a hoot if you do reviews on your blog or how you write them. If there’s no giveaway, I’m clicking away immediately before even reading it, and it doesn’t affect me. If there’s a giveaway, I may consider checking that first to see if I want to enter (rarely) before reading the review or choosing to click away (usually). Either way, it’s your blog and I really, REALLY don’t give a flying crap.

However, I do care what you think. I very rarely do reviews and/or giveaways here (because they’re all over here) but occasionally I accept a product sample that either doesn’t fit at T.O.P. or that the company requests be reviewed here instead. (Why? I have no idea. Three daily readers vs. three thousand daily readers. Makes you want to go ‘Hmmmm.’) I wrote a little bit about my policies on reviewing items here, but I’m curious what you (three) think. Do you even care? Should I keep the reviews at The Opinionated Parent), or just keep doing what I’m doing and just go with the flow and do what feels right for each product.

(This post was inspired by a review request for this site specifically from a site that sells kids furniture. I chose a product that my kids can use and that will also be an asset in my classroom once we’re done with it here – stay tuned for that. I know the product from seeing it in my colleagues’ classrooms and I have other awesome things from the same manufacturer so I’m sure it won’t suck and you’ll read about it – here – in the future.)

Almost Midnight Haiku

It’s almost midnight.
Trying to order pictures.
Not working so well.

Storyboards of kids.
Can’t wait to see them in print.
Feeling like never.

Should be in my bed.
Kids up almost all night long.
Eyelids falling shut.

Too stubborn to go.
Can’t stop until it’s all done.
PVR will help.


Do you ever feel like there are hundreds of things on your to do list that will just never get done?

Tell me about it – make me feel better.

If you set it free in comments; release it to the universe; you’ll feel better too.

Answer Me This (These, Actually)

1. I’m making Pizza Stuffed Mushrooms today for a lunch playdate with friends. (recipe below = awesome) What would you do with the stems? The big guy hates mushrooms so it’s got to be something for me or from which they can be easily picked out.

2. I want to make cookies today so the kids & I can make ice cream sandwiches later in the week. Because of the ice cream factor and the sugar=crazy kid factor, I need to make healthy-ish cookies but can’t decide on one of my recipes. What’s your favourite low or no sugar, high fiber cookie recipe that would work for ice cream sandis?

3. We hate fish & seafood, but I want to start trying to eat it at least once a month for health reasons. What’s your fave non-fish smelling & non-fish tasting fish dish? I had a bite of a friend’s bbq’d basa filet at our BBQ this past long weekend and it was doable. I’m considering trying it, but need some other options too.

4. I babysit a kid with major poop issues. Primo pretty much trained himself at 26 months and had never had a poop accident and probably only 10 pee accidents in the first few months of being trained, so I have no idea what to do with a 3+ year old who craps his pants. I do know that it’s freaking disgusting, and that he seems scared to poop on the toilet so…wtf? How do you get a kid to poop on the pot? Cleaning an almost adult sized shit out of someone’s pants is not cool. His parents are at a loss and I’d love to be able to help. He loves money and chocolate, but even those don’t seem to encourage him and he doesn’t even want to try. He says “I think maybe I’ll try in two Saturdays, Cole.” Heh. He knows big boys don’t poop anywhere but in the toilet but has a complete mental block.


Nicole’s Pizza Stuffed Mushrooms

Large mushrooms, stems removed & hollowed roughly
2 cups finely diced pepperoni sticks, hot or mild or veggie – whatever floats your boat
1 ½ cups pizza sauce
1 cup whole wheat breadbrumbs (or crushed rice crackers if you’re wheat free) (ish – until filling sticks together…)
½ cup grated fresh Parmesan
½ cup grated mozzarella
Optional – onions, peppers, bacon…what ever you like on pizza

Keep in mind that I rarely measure anything and make stuff up as I go, so these are all approximations and you can feel free to change as per your tastes or what’s in your fridge.

Mix all except mushrooms together in a bowl. This makes enough to stuff a big tray of 16-20 mushrooms and two baggies of filling to freeze for next time.
Grease a square pan (I love my square pyrex for this) lightly with evoo. Stuff filling into mushrooms and arrange rather tightly in pan.
Bake at 350 for 20 minutes or 400 for 10 minutes if you’re in a rush.