Long overdue search string post
When it’s been a while, I miss these. Here are some of the most interesting search strings people have used to find me over the last 6 weeks.
cancer sucks - Yes, it does. Buy a shirt from my store, save a life. Thanks to whoever bought shirts last week. Sales are back up and the Canadian Cancer Society thanks you.
mom is a whore/whore moms - These both appeared multiple times. What are you saying?
how much will people buy for my 15 inch size dick - Dude, whatever you’re selling, there are no takers here.
there’s more processed food in the day we live in than back in the days - Ah, those were the days.
chubby cleaner baby wipe - Like, you want something special just to clean his little chubby? Use a wet washcloth - no chemicals necessary. Particularly on his chubby.
girls who seen boys penis shrink after swimming - Well, haven’t we all?
how much money should you ask for dog walking and care yard care and babysitting - Sorry, I’m not really sure. Perhaps my readers can help you. Maybe $5/hour if it’s tax free?
my son is circumcised - Sorry to hear that. I’m sure he’ll be fine
should I circumcise? - No. Read this.
mom got boobs - Yep, and they’ll only get bigger!
watch how to video straight catheter - Three words - get.medical.help.
lactation pump milking porn - Whatever floats your boat, but you won’t find any of that here.
baby inhaling window cleaner - Yikes. Ditch the chemicals and make your own.
beautiful mom teaching and enjoying sex with her teen son and also guiding him how to enter his fat long penis in his hairy vagina - I just about didn’t include this one, but really - how could I not? Who the hell searches for this stuff?
There were oh so many more…there are some scary folks out there!
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May 1st, 2007 at 7:40 am
I need to start writing mine down, but they are nowhere near as funny (and scary) as yours!
May 1st, 2007 at 9:07 am
Ya. That last one is creepy gross.
“Mom got boobs” — yes and wishes they would stay round instead of zucchini shaped.
May 1st, 2007 at 9:40 am
Wow it sounds like people really have some issues!
May 1st, 2007 at 10:03 am
I’ve already sent your store url to my cousin. She’ll be interested buying the t-shirt. And she lives at your country. Sorry… I live far away… =p
May 1st, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I can’t believe that last one was a search! Yikes! I’m always amazed at some of the searches people do and come across my blog!
May 1st, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Some people need serious help! Where do these people come from?!?
May 1st, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Funny way to find you on the web, huh?
Mike
http://somethingaboutparenting.typepad.com/
PS. I’ve started a photoblog at http://somethingaboutparenting.typepad.com/mike_leonen
Appreciate a visit and comments.
May 1st, 2007 at 9:12 pm
That gave me a good laugh! The things people search for eh!!!
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:20 am
hehehe I really really just do not want to know mine!
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:04 am
Whew, you’ve got some real. . .strange. . . characters coming across your site.
Who, in their right mind would want to see some of that stuff? Then again, they can’t be in their right mind.
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Search strings scare me!
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:36 am
Some of those make me shudder.
May 13th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
I found your site because when I checked my logs today, I saw that some people visited my site from yours this week.
I also saw that the most common search for my site this week involves intimate relations with barnyard animals.
Talk about love in the animal kingdom. Whoa.
Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day from a stranger on the internet who for whatever reason, has been getting visited by folks after they see your site this week.