I married a virus.*
This afternoon, Primo finally had a nap (after taking a crap, breaking his brand new dresser and me lying with him for a while). I decided to take my short reprieve and use it to do a little bit if digital scrapbooking.
I was sitting at the computer and all of a sudden my mouse (not the actual mouse, the thing on the screen. What’s that called?) started moving toward the start button. I clicked off of it and tried to keep doing my thing, but it kept drifting toward the start button each time I tried to do anything.
That happened for a few minutes before I lost all control of the mouse. The arrow moved to the start button…all program…accessories…notepad. A notepad document opened on my desktop and letters started appearing…
Your
computer
now
belongs
to
me…
My heart started to palpitate! I was on our main computer where my husband does all of his important techie things and he would have my head if I wrecked it by downloading a virus. But how? We have the most secure network possible because that’s what he does for a living!
Then, on the screen…
Muwahahahahaha.
And that’s when I knew he had hacked into our computer from work and was screwing with me! Turd.
The scary thing is that if he wasn’t such a good guy, he could totally do that to any one of you and do anything he wanted on your computer. Freaky.
*I am in no way insinuating that the Big Guy is actually a virus. He totally rocks.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Curser … the pointie thing is a curser
OMG I would have lost it .. hehe good thing he told you!
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March 19th, 2008 at 7:31 am
I would have done CTRL+CTRL+MR (for mouse repair) like crazy. Oh wow. Men do have a funny sense of humour. Oh well. Glad to hear Primo had a nap!! That is progress!!! xoxo
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March 19th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Oh my God you gave me a heart attack (about the virus, not the nap!)
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March 19th, 2008 at 11:45 am
LOL! that would have freaked the crap outta me too! On the other hand, it’s scary that he could do that ’cause if he can do it, who else can? Though I realize he had insider knowledge of your home network.
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March 19th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
That is so creepy and hilarious!
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March 19th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Love that crank.
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March 20th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Hehe. You are planning on a little innocent revenge aren’t you?
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March 20th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I probably wouldn’t have guessed virus…I would assume that the devil had taken over my computer and was coming to get me. How scary!
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March 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Oh, he got you good! Haha! I would have totally freaked out.
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