1. “Dot Com” is an appropriate thing to shout out at random moments. This is according to Primo.

2. Not everyone is as nice as you think. Some people are faking it and are actually complete bitches. They? Are going to hell because karma’s a bitch too. That makes me feel better.

3. Less than two is not too young to know every upper and lower case letter of the alphabet and be able to read your name and your sister’s name. Holy crap people. I am in trouble with this kid. He’s too damn smart for his own good.

4. It’s true that breastfed babies can go a week between poops, and be happy the whole time. The week later poop will still be completely liquid and leak everywhere.

5. A certain baby girl whose poop smells like caramel pudding (seriously!) has the stinkiest farts of all time. How could something so rank come from someone so cute?

6. Cookies that have been in the deep freeze for 6 months are still cookies so you can’t let them go to waste.

7. Technical errors that I can’t fix suck my butt and are so incredibly frustrating that they make me consider shutting down the whole damn site. It’s even more frustrating when the pros don’t know why such technical errors happen – just that they do, and quite often apparently.

8. The Big Guy is 3233 tomorrow. (I didn’t learn that this week. I had a little forewarning on that one.) I did learn, however, that you get the best table when making dinner reservations if you tell them that it’s your husband’s birthday and he’s been dealing with a post partum wife, a sleepless toddler and a newborn for three months.

On with the weekend!

Updated Saturday to add: Apparently he’s 33 today. I, apparently, turned 32 last week. How the hell did that happen?