I’m kind of ready for this day to be over.
Good thing it’s almost midnight.
In the last 12 hours, I have been:
*Puked on twice, a la Bella. A mixture of breastmilk and snotty mucous does not smell nice.
*Snotted on multiple times, a la Bella. The poor think has her first cold, and it’s not a nice one. I’m shoving my boob in her face to try to get the antibodies in to her but she’s just not as hungry as usual. I’m sure it’s not easy to eat when you’re gasping for breath. She screams like a banshee when we wipe her nose, too. Before this cold, she had cried about ten times in her life. The last three days she’s hardly stopped.
*Pooped on twice, once by each child. Bella’s was the usual baby-crap-up-the-back explosion. Primo’s was a rather large shart that I didn’t know was there so when he asked to “Hugga Mommy” after peeing on the potty I just scooped him up for some lovin’ and ended up with a forearm covered in toddler crap.
*Peed on, a la Primo. He forgot to point it down.
*Drooled on by both children. Primo’s cutting the 3rd to last F***ING molar and Bella is chewing up a storm. God help me.
So far, nobody has bled on me. I think that’s all that’s left. I’m going the hell to bed.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Wow! You’ve had quite the day!
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June 10th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Ughhhh what a day! Usually I just get the snot, tears and spit-up. I guess it’s just one of the many perks of being a mommy.
Hope today involves less body fluids and Bella is feeling better!
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June 10th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Ah yes – the Poop/Pee/Drool/Snot/Puke Day. Thank goodness they grow out of that!
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June 10th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Ugh. Hope things will be better today.
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June 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Big bodily fluid day, eh? That sucks. I hope it gets better.
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June 10th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
What a day! I hope Bella is feeling much better!
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June 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Oy, what a crazy day. Hope it gets better.
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June 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Oh dear Lord. Bless your heart.
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June 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
seriously hoping the rest of the week got a whole lot better
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