-The Widow Cliquot – I read the first chapter three times and wanted to stab myself in the eye with a fork with every passing word. This is one of the books I was sent for review that I won’t be reviewing or giving away.

-People who drive fast in residential areas. Hello? Killed a kid lately?

-People who don’t move over to the left lane when people are going to be merging from the right. Granted, merging means integrating yourself into the traffic, but if there’s an empty lane beside you? Why be an ass?

-People who don’t pick up their dog’s crap. It’s not hard – put your hand in a bag, pick it up, turn the bag inside out and tie it up. Nobody else wants to see – or step in – your dogs big turd. This community has a median home price of $350 000. You are obviously not white trash, so quit acting like it.

-Typepad blogs that proceed to a second screen after you submit your comment in order for you to enter a code. By the time I’ve clicked submit, I’m done. If you can’t put the security code on the same page as the comment, I can’t be bothered.

-Blogs that open up the comment form in a new window. What a pain in the butt. It should always be right below the post, or you’re going to get my comments about half of the time you would otherwise.

-Blogs that don’t allow you to comment with a name & email. What’s the point? You could be missing out on hundreds of comments.

(Those blog ones? Have been driving me nuts for years. I’m glad I got that off my chest.)

-The moron kids who sprayed silly string all over our community mailboxes.

-People who live in the city, rarely leave the city, and drive a hummer. (*ahem* our neighbour *ahem* who also has a $60 000 deisel guzzling truck.) Have you heard of that thing called the earth? Global warming? Conservation? No? Alrighty then. Eco-friendly living aside, you look like an ass with a small penis complex.

There. That feels better.

What sucks for you today?