Thanks Janice!

Type in the following and choose from the first page of search results:

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

Nicole Needs a Boob Job Now that’s the one thing I DON’T need.

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

Nicole Looks like Your Grandma I hope she’s hott.

3: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

Nicole Hates Valentine’s Day More Than You Actually, I have no strong feelings toward Valentine’s Day, positive or negative.

4: Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search:

Nicole Goes Blonde I did once. It turned orange. Not pretty. Highlights are my max.

5: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

Nicole Loves Her Jamba Juice I’ve never had a Jamba Juice. Is that like Booster Juice?

6: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

Nicole Eats Poop Darwinism will kill her eventually. (video link)

7: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

Nicole has turned into a full-fledged mom. They were referring to Nicole Richie, but it applies to me too!

8: Type in “[your name] works” in Google search:

Nicole works out and brightens up. If I made time to work out more, I’m sure I would brighten up. As it stands, I’m rather dull.

9: Type in”[your name] lives” in Google search:

Yo, dudes, my friend Nicole lives around here…

10: Type in “[your name] died” in Google search:

There was nothing on this page that wasn’t about Anna Nicole Smith.

11: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:

Nicole, Will You Marry Me? Sorry, I’m happily married. But thanks for asking.

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Alright, now it’s your turn! Go have some fun with Google!