Seriously you guys, I have so much going on right now. Some of it is even publishable online.

For example, I could tell you about how last night Primo read me 14 grade one level books and only needed help on two words.

Or I could tell you about the Tuesday night I spent sleeping sitting & rocking Bella in the Lazyboy because her snot prevented her from lying flat.

Or I could tell you about the fantabulous new cart cover I just got to replace the one I’ve been using since Primo learned to sit, and how both of my kids can now sit in the front of the cart at Costco and eat snacks without figuratively licking someone else’s ass. And you can get one too – I have a discount code.

Or I could tell you about the delicious use I found for leftover oatmeal. Mmmmm.

Or I could tell you about the pasta dish I made the other night that tasted like a ton of work & looked gourmet, but really took about 10 minutes.

Or I could tell you that it’s almost my birthday and all I want is a million dollars. I’m easy to please.

Or I could tell you about the amazing-almost-too-good-to-be-true dayhome that we’ve found for the kids for when I go back to work and why the big guy is taking a month off of work when I go back. Yes, someone exists that meets my standards! (Other than my husband, even!)

Or I could tell you about giving up sugar for lent, and then forgetting it was still lent and making some delicious chewy cheerio squares that you should totally make.

Or I could tell you about the yoga class I taught yesterday that felt SO good, and why I was a little apprehensive about what Primo might say while I was teaching.

Or I could tell you about a cool Canadian product I found that allows you to have a playground in your house in just a six foot corner. I’d have one if I had a corner. Instead I’m going to put one of their trapezes in my back yard when we rebuild our deck.

Instead, though, I’ll just let you tell me what you’d like me to expand on. What would you like to know a little more detail about? Anything? Nothing?

Until then, happy Friday!