Stolen from Beth, with permission…

1. What is something mommy always says to you?
I love you SOOOO much!

2. What makes mommy happy?
The letter A, and when I type a letter and make an ‘R’ on my computer.

3. What makes mommy sad?
Going to the hospital.

4. How does your mommy make you laugh?
Rubbing. Pull my sunglasses off.

5. What did your mommy like to do when she was a child?
You were putting stickers on papers.

6. How old is your mommy?
What number are you? One? Bella’s one. I don’t know. Twenty I think.

7. How tall is your mommy?
Like this. (With hand at his shoulder height.)

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
The hockey game.

9. What does your mommy do when you’re not around?
Play. Probably with animals on my bed.

10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
Parp. (The current default gibberish word.)

11. What is your mommy really good at?
Playing toys and vacuum and thanking God in my bedroom.

12. What is your mommy not very good at?
I don’t know.

13. What does your mommy do for her job?
She’s a tiger. (It doesn’t pay very well.)

14. What is your mommy ’s favorite food?
Salad. (Um, no.)

15. What makes you proud of your mommy?
When you do lines. (As in, draw straight lines on paper.)

16. If your mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
I don’t know. (He has no idea what a cartoon is.)

17. What do you and your mommy do together?
Play with play food.

18. How are you and your mommy the same?
We eat. And I like salad.

19. How are you and your mommy different?
I’m a boy and you’re a girl.

20. How do you know your mommy loves you?
You say “You are a GREAT listener!”

21. What does your mommy like most about your daddy?
I don’t know. Paper.

22. Where is your mommy ’s favorite place to go?
Save-On or something. (That’s where we get groceries. Oh, the minds of children.)