It’s all about the wang all the time around here.

Bella, pointing to Primo’s wang: Dat? Dat?

Mommy: That’s his penis.

Bella, pointing to her lack of penis: Dat? Dat? You don’t have one because you’re a girl.

Primo: Daddy has a BIIIIIIIIIIG one!

Bella: Big? Big?

Mommy: That’s because he’s a big man. Yours will grow as your body grows. That’s why you have to eat healthy food and play a lot…so that you will grow big and strong.

Primo: I’m going to be a big man up at the ceiling and I’ll have a really big penis just like Daddy. Maybe when I’m seven. Then I’ll be a daddy too.

Mommy: Maybe, buddy. Maybe.

Bahahahahaha!