Scene: Bella is eating in her booster seat and knocks her milk onto the floor. The whole family is at the table except for Daddy, who’s a few feet away in the kitchen.

Bella: I NEED MY MILK!

Mommy: Then ask with your best manners and I will get it for you. You need to say “Mommy, can you please get my milk?”

Bella: NO! DADDY WILL GET IT! I don’t WANT you to get it. (insert fake crying here)

Mommy: Are you Daddy’s girl today?

Bella: No, I’m a boy. I have a penis. I HAD a penis. A long time ago. Now I’m a girl. I need my milk. Please. (insert wicked laugh here)